Mission VIII: Svalarheima II Scorcher II

When last we left off our dubiously titled ‘heroes’ they were in the midst of a parlay with a group of Tohaa accompanied by a PanO liason, James Donally and scientist Adela Green. Suddenly the Tohaa seem agitated and start moving with more urgency. Tkazi backs towards the exit as a mighty pano knight comes out asking, “what’s the meaning of this?!” The former Knight of the Holy Sepulchre turned Hexas agent, Markus Suparman marched out to interrogate James Donally as to why his comms just cut out. Tkazi, Shadow, and Kirk have noticed now too. All comms seem to be cut out, including the link to Izzi and Executive Noodles. They’re on their own for the moment. In the mean time Tkazi does a close inspection of the security door. In fact it looks a lot more like an airlock or some sort of quarantine door. He relays this information to the Tohaa and they manage to disable the first lock.


Meanwhile Shadow and Kirk are still on the 14th floor and working on a way to get down. They have climbing plus, so there’s plenty of options. Looking at the stairs, the stairs up are still intact, but down they’ve crumbled away. They elect to head down the elevator shaft, but find the elevator jammed between floor 12 and 13. They unfortunately fail to get the door of the elevator open, but they find a hatch into the elevator itself. Luckily for them the floor 12 door is already open. They sneak out and hear some noises that sounds like more remotes and they spot two automatic turrets! So they decide on the most logical course of action possible. Go back upstairs to the Mulebot they wrecked, hollow it out and use it as a two man costume to get into the 12th floor. What can I say… they rolled well and the illusion was perfect. A mulebot went tac-tac-tac-ing down the stairs and moved into the turret room on floor 12.


Meanwhile on the 11th floor, the Tohaa manage to unlock the airlock. James asks Tkazi and Knight Suparman to check it out. The door seals behind them and the atmosphere changes, Donally knocks on the airlock window and tells them that the Tohaa are having difficulties with the environmental controls. Suddenly the window turns a bright red and Donally slumps forward dead. Behind him stands the female Tohaa Taros Alai with a pistol in hand. Knight Suparman doesn’t notice yet, but Tkazi starts to feel light headed as the atmosphere is drained from the room. Tkazi manages to spot weakpoints on the airlock exit door, and by combining the sheer might of his Titan LHost and power armor, Suparman breaks the seal of the exit airlock, not wanting to go back and face the Tohaa he’ll gain this objective himself! Unfortunately, Suparman also damages his right elbow actuator. He’ll self repair, but for now it’s much more difficult to move his arm freely. Tkazi can breath again, but now there’s a new problem! The Tohaa have triggered the built in security and a posion gas is being pumped into the chamber.

With another mighty push Suparman cracks through the door completely. He manages to soak the poison with his Titan LHost and Tkazi makes a good resistance check and doesn’t feel its effects at all. Thinking on his feet, Tkazi turns and blasts the pipe carrying the toxin to vent even more of it. Suparman then seals the airlock, but unfortunately can’t find anything to brace it.  That said, if the Tohaa want to come after them, they’ll need to get through the poison gas themselves. Once again, Suparman heavily damaged his elbow actuator. Now the joint appears completely locked, though he can still use the fingers.

Rejoining Kirk and Shadow, they managed to bluff their way…in a robot costume up to the first turret and destroy it silently. Unfortunately for them, when they destroy the second turret (still in a Mulebot costume), it sets off an alarm! Looks like they sliced the wrong wire, and two security doors on the sides of the room open up as two Armbot Bulleteer’s stride out and begin searching for enemies.


That is about the time that Suparman and Tkazi make it up to floor 11. As they open the stairwell door they see two armbot bulleteers, two damaged turrets, and a mulebot. Before they can do anything the mulebot tac-tac-tacs its way, in a suspiciously fluid manner, over to one of the Bulleteers and… mount it?! That of course was Shadow popping up the front end of his costume and thoroughly knifing the bulleteer, which took a serious hit, but isn’t down yet. Spending some heat the bulleteer reared back and kicked its legs at Shadow and Kirk. Kirk sidesteps past Shadow and defends the blow, but at the expensive of their beloved Mulebot costume.

Moments later Suparman took a flying leap at the second bulleteer and soundly slashes deep into it causing it to die instantly. Tkazi fires a quick burst at the injured bulleteer to shut it down and the party is rejoined!

At the back of this room is another airlock, so Tkazi stands guard at the elevator shaft and shadow heads through the airlock. He searches around for the device they were hired to find and actually it looks completely intact. Also on one of the bodies in the room he finds a T2 pistol. He heads out of the airlock, but suddenly the outer door jams and he feels very lightheaded!

He starts to pound on the door and Knight Suparman comes to his aide. Effortlessly the knight swings his Sword of St. George in a complicated pattern, and an exact outline of Shadow slices away from the door and shadow comes with it.

At this point Knight Suparman is determined to go after the objective on the 15th floor. The Tohaa have betrayed him and he wants to get this information for mighty PanOceania. He was originally sent to guard the Tohaa group from hostile Trolls and any other dangers. Their mission was to retrieve Adela Green’s research results and notes. She had been developing a nanotech projectile, capable of being launched, then emmiting a cloud of nanorobots to damage and disable anything in the vicinity. Her research data is on the 15th floor.

Per the teams standard operating procedure Shadow and Kirk once again, gut a robot to use as a robot costume. They then tac-tac-tac their way up to floor 15. Just as they heave themselves up onto the floor 15 landing, Knight Suparman pulls a bit too hard on the elevator cables and the reel above comes loose, dropping the elevator down to the 11th floor along with the winch mechanism. It’ll be tough going to get through that on the way back down. It’ll also be a natural bottleneck for any assault.

Up on floor 15, bulleteer that is Shadow and Kirk tac-tac-tacs its way into the room. They see more ceiling turrets that have been destroyed, the cubicle area here has been destroyed as though a mine or two went off. In the back in the lab area, they see a posthuman working at a terminal. Leper the posthuman hears the gentle tac-tac-tac of dronebot feet. Gets up from the terminal he’s been working at and looks at the Shadow and Kirk bulleteer. He draws his pistols and says, ‘Oh another security bot. I thought I was rid of you all…” Just then shadow and Kirk leap out of their disguise and take massive slashes into Leper.


Leper’s nearly gone in an instant, but before he goes, he jabs Kirk with a wetspike Tkazi finishes him off with a burst of spitfire, and as he dies he croaks ‘I have more of these you know…’

Suparman marches into the room having missed the entire fight, and looks to the terminal leper was using. Looks like about ⅓ of Adela Green’s data is missing. That said, now that their on the 15th floor they seem to be outside the Tohaa’s jamming bubble and they get a message from Izzi. It’s on repeat, but apparently Trolls have entered the lower floors. She and Chief Executive Noodles are hidden for now, but they need help!

Rather than go help them, the team searches the room and finds an unprogrammed remote. Specifically a Boarding Shotgun Armbot Peacemaker variant. They successfully reprogram the bot and insert Tkazi’s geist into it to run it. After some deliberation about whether to save Izzi, face the Tohaa, or just leave them all for dead, the team decides a plan. They’re going to send the Peacemaker down the elevator shaft to attack the Tohaa from that side, then they’re going to rig rappelling lines and assault the Tohaa from outside the building.

Naturally, Shadow and Kirk with climbing plus, hull the final bulleteer as a brand new costume! They then sprint down the side of the building tac-tac-tac-ing away somehow. The rest of the team rappel down and as soon as they arrive, Knight Suparman takes a leap to swing out then comes crashing into the windows of Floor 11. Unfortunately for him, his broken right arm catches on a support beam tumbling him face first into the room.

Shadow and Kirk follow next deftly (somehow) sneaking their remote into the room without the Tohaa noticing. In their defense a 10 foot tall knight in power armor just crashed face first into the ground. Tkazi strides in the room calmly and opens up with his flamethrower! Now I made a mistake here and the Tohaa, two Makauls lit on fire and I misread their soak value. They wouldn’t have taken a wound though, so I don’t think it made a difference in gameplay.

Kirk and Shadow then leap into action assaulting the Ectros. Shadow’s cuts deep into the Ectros’ Symbiont armor and then Kirk follows up with a second strike, dealing a bit of damage to the Ectros but destroying its armor. Finally Knight Suparman manages to get back to his feet and fires a fusilade of bullets at the nearest link team. Unfortunately with his damaged arm he misses.


The surprise round is over for the NPCs so they spend heat to all activate before the PCs have a chance! The Ectros takes a massive swing with his spear at Shadow, kirk tries to block it, but fails and the blade punches a wound into the dogface…who then goes full werewolf mode! The female Tohaa, Maakrep Tracker Taros Alai, and her link team open up on Knight Suparman and manage to land a wound. The last team, a group of all Makauls were unfortunately staggered by Tkazi’s flame attack, so they just recover.

Round 2 for the PCs, Tkazi starts things off right away, but unleashing his spitfire on the Makaul link team. He manages to kill two of the Tohaa leaving a single Makaul in that team. Meanwhile Shadow and Kirk take two more massive swings at the Ectros and cut him down. Two Makauls left in the Ectros link. Finally Suparman marches forth and with a swing of his mighty blade of St. George, he fells two of the Makauls in the Taros’ link team.

Unfortunately it was getting late, so we had to end midcombat yet again. One of these days I’ll get the timing right.  

Joan might have snapped.

We join Joan of HVT having just recovered from the med bay after her ill fated encounter with the Tohaa to find yet a new alien threat nearby. This time an invasion of combined army soldiers in a small scouting mission (Recon+). Being the ever faithful (bloodthirsty) Joan of Arc, she was ready to combat the combined army at any time and any place… especially since she brought a Seraph.

Unfortunately he wasn’t finished in time for the fight because it would have been some good intimidation!

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Mission: Acquisition…

Specifically acquiring all of the OPFOR’s bullets into the Military Order’s faces.

A rough mission for the mighty forces of PanOceania and the Military Orders! We decided to Acquisition as there’s an upcoming local tournament and I hadn’t played it before. My list was an interesting one and in spite of its poor performance (dice and some of my mistakes) I actually really think I like it. Might make some changes and shift a few things around, especially with the order groups, but it seems to have a lot of good tools.

Unfortunately I totally spaced taking photos until about midway through Turn one. Summary: I spaced the Magisters across the board. Order Sgts link went left to try and take high ground. Joan possible link and Xenotracker went right to try and head that direction.

Turn I: Magisters sprint up the board, then use their groups orders to power the missile launcher into the backfield. I try to blast template his link team of Sakiel, Sukeul, and Makaul, but fail miserably and have to stop and hide out. Definitely mistake one, I should have sent the shotgun Magisters instead, I just thought I could do better with a circular template.

We also both forgot about Acquisitions 16” deployment zone. I think that would have made a big difference in that first turn.

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Mission VI: Bakunin – Could it be, we’re after the real plot!?

Well unfortunately for this mission due to some last minute schedule changes we had a much smaller crew than usual. We started with players for Tkazi the Maya star/enforcer of some sort and Sayid the murderous and cloaked assassin. Part way into the mission PC for Kirk Lazarus arrived as well. We still have a couple players that just couldn’t make it last minute: Kotsya the uberhacker, Shadow the devil dog (he came on later, but we had a lot of trouble getting the online connection working), and Executive Noodles the VP of a major sphere firm and lover of Lo Pan’s Noodle Hut. Now officially Executive Noodles (not his real name, but it’s real close to sticking) hasn’t joined the team, but he knows of their existence from their encounter during the motorcycle race. So I mostly played as XO Noodles, and hopefully I pushed his character in a direction the PC is okay with. If not…it was someone else the whoooooole time! 😀

So when last we joined our…morally ambiguous associates, they had just successfully escaped the motorcycle race where the authorities, including a significant contingent of RIOT GRRLs as well as a moderator assault/policing craft, had broken up the festivities after the multiple homicides.


The team had purchased some equipment, including a heavy surgical enhancement for Sayid which left him completely out of money and in debt to some of the wrong people…and also wounded from the surgical procedure. Poor Ken the space dandy had stormed off after the race when he learned his friend had been killed, and the rest of the team geared up to assault the vault!

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Mission V – Finishing the Bakunin Street Race


We pick up with our intrepid and relatively amoral heroes where we left off. In the midst of a speeding motorcycle race! We had a few drops this game and one new addition, so we’ll see what happens next!

[Skip ahead if you read the last mission report]

For current status it’s a bit complicated. Ken our resident motorcycle racer is a bit behind, but still well within range of their deadly adversary Wislaw Pelc. Just rounding the 2/3rds mark of the track they just sped past Tkazi and Sayid. Sayid had managed a brutal shot against Wislaw Pelc’s body guard and old friend (or perhaps old flame?!) of Ken’s, Miyoshi. Her left leg was blown completely off by Sayid’s massive sniper rifle. Unfortunately for him it jammed and two moderators spotted the muzzle flash. Unfortunately for Tkazi he was pelted by some of the poor woman’s remains and became staggered (vommitting… a good bit) from the effect).

Meanwhile at the starting point of the race Kotsya the UberHacker is busily breaking into Wislaw’s quantranic defenses. Kirk Lazarus is preparing to sabotage the racers on approach the only way he knows how… by shouting “Survive!” and stabbing it.

Down the line at the first few corners a very drunk Dr. Pilot Aziz reminds Shadow the silent DogWarrior that “he’s a really great guy. The best man. Seriously this is some good vodka. Try a bit!…”

[And now the adventure begins!]

I’m going to write the events out of order, but that’s more so we can stick to specific chunks of the party for it to make a bit more sense.

Ken handily beats Wislaw Pelc in the face to face, so it is officially Canon that at this point in the action sequence, we smash cut between sequences and Ken is posed iconically atop his motorcycle just baiting Pelc to push it too far.

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Days of our Knights Part II


A first in a bit, I actually managed to get a game in on the weekend! It was nice to actually get two games in this week, just wish I’d been able to during the Kurage campaign. Which to me felt too short and far too laced with drama. So today we got a game in to play Supplies. A really fun mission and one I would definitely play again.

For deployment I’ve got two Seraphs yet again, my opponent was kind enough to loan me a BUNCH of models because I forgot to bring my box of Nomads that has drones and TAGs, so today I’ve got an O’Yoroi Seraph as well as Songbae Yaokong (posing as a repeater bot) and a Husong Yaokong posing as a forward observer bot. I also realized I haven’t finished painting my machinist and bot so they get to be an Auxilia today. I made sure the snowy auxilia is my palbot.

Deployment was interesting. We had some really good corridors, but nothing very long. So I posted the sniper on the roof with Lt Fusilier. On the ground was the FO fusilier to ‘hopefully’ claim objectives. With a Seraph on each side, plus the Machinist and palbot spread between Seraphs I was reasonably happy. I just dropped the TO FO Sgts next to objectives so they’d be ready.

My opponent was using Aleph for the first time. I think I’ve only played against Aleph once, so this should be fun. Roger Van Zant as the Aleph HVT observed the proceedings.


That said… I realized I was facing a bucket full of Aleph Myrmidons…without any MSV… this I realized on the bottom of Turn 1 though, so that’ll be later

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2 Seraphs No Orders

After just having played in an Infinity campaign that was waaay too short (only 4 weeks and work was busy, so I only made two reports). I decided it was high time I started doing more battle reports! This time on my own site! So to catch you up, I played a couple of games now with Military Orders. Here’s my two Kurage Reports:

Episode I: A Lesson in How Not to Use Knights

Episode II: Days of Our Knights

So we embark upon a new mission! Powerpack against the ever capable Jon (Wisekensei) and his cadre of filthy Nomads. Here’s a link to his report as he was quicker than me!

Draining Power Packs

Meanwhile back at PanO local HQ:


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Mission IV – Start your engines! On Bakunin!

[Updated 9/4/18 to make the title match the other ones]

Place ya bets folks!


A few days after heading out of the caravansery the team makes their way to the C3 Circular bound for Svalarheima. That isn’t their final destination though and the team makes their way from the circular to the ever flying Bakunin mothership, currently rocketing its way from C3 to C2 and from there to Varuna. The ship flying at 1 G thrust to maintain gravity aboad ship for the duration of the flight.


As you approach the lower landing docks of Bakunin, the true scale of the ship finally becomes apparent. The circulars are truly massive ships, but it’s shocking to believe something as big as bakunin can still attach. The three drive columns trail massive jets of superhot plasma, behind the two primary domes. As you get closer you can see the small city that lies beneath each dome… Small is a relative term though as some of the skyscrapers in that dome are over 100 floors…then there’s the Megascrapers close to the city center. Just below the domes and covering the drive columns in an Amoeba like blob are the individual environment modules that the various Bakunin sects call home. As you approach Bakunin a message pops up on your ship.

The message is just voice, no image, which is unusual, but the voice says: “FINALLY! You’re here! Oh man, I can’t wait to meet you guys. Unfortunately I am just super duper busy right now [you hear some very unsettling noises in the background], but see my assistant in Vaudeville! She’ll get you all set up! I sure hope you guys do a great job on this. I was just oh so disappointed when I had to airlock the last crew that failed me! Anyhoo! Have fun! See a show! Get some tail! Get A tail! Welcome to Bakunin! Just remember this old adage and you’ll do just fine: “Man is much like something something something you’re mom”

As the players approach they’re hailed by the Bakunin landing system and Doctor-Pilot-Engineer Aziz (the paranoid paramedic) manages to pull off an excellent roll and neatly dock the as yet unnamed ship to Bakunin. As the docking clamps clip in and the umbilicles connect a happy little Lesser AI named Archie pops up in their AR to welcome them to Bakunin! And also remember we have a no weapons policy!

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Mission III – Caravanversaries

We find a smaller group of our intrepid ‘heroes’ out and about today. Having spent the night sleeping and/or drinking off the adrenaline from the recent train heist on the Combined Army the very soberist of our group, ever so delicately clambered into the pilots seat of the as yet unnamed prospecting ship. Ken took the pilot’s chair while alternately preening himself and polishing his motorcycle (which took up the co-pilot’s seat).


As they approach the Naifa Al-Jamaal Caravansary in orbit above Paradiso, they are hailed by the station control. I’ll try to repeat this as best I remember it…

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Less than a week…yet so much has happened!

Wow… I must say this has been a pretty spectacularly eventful few days. Since I last wrote, the Mazda has had it’s alignment and then served as a faithful companion on a 6 hour road trip to visit my wife’s best friend in Joseph, OR. It was a nice trip. I made some delicious steak and skewers (care of our friend Heidi’s excellent purchases), then I remembered that of all the things I’ve done in my life so far, rode motorcyles and driven cars on racetracks, jumped out of perfectly good aircraft, learned…mostly how to windsurf and kite landboard, worked in machine shops on live explosives…no…the scariest thing to me is F—ing cable trams… I find them deeply, deeply unsettling. I love a good rollercoaster, but sitting gently swaying at 20-50 feet off the ground…not okay. Not even a little okay. I guess it’s just kind of funny, I’ve done things that I though would terrify me and not really felt affected, but then something that shouldn’t bother me at all, like the Joseph tram or pop-sickle sticks, no…that’s what’s really scary!

Anyway, I digress… the real news is that one of my long term projects is closer to fruition than ever before. As of Friday I committed to purchasing a project Subaru WRX! I cannot wait for this machine to arrive (luckily as we were soon to be leaving, the current owner agreed to hold it and deliver it next Sunday). So here’s the deal. It’s a 2003 WRX that had the headgasket blown, so the current owner sourced parts to build up a forged internals version of a 2.5L STI motor. In WRX circles it’s known as a hybrid build, Standard 2.0L WRX heads with a thickened gasket paired to a 2.5L bottom end. He had a machinist assemble it. I’m hoping for receipts to prove it…we’ll see. That said, the motor looks great. It’s still in the plastic packaging. Yes it is a jumble of parts and one hell of a big project, but I have plans brewing. Regardless this machine looks like it’s got a lot of good parts. Tein Coilovers (one needs a rebuild), a turbo or two, the original block, actually a pretty nice shape interior, and one hornet nest as a bonus! Okay not so much a bonus, but the current owner’s willing to deliver, which makes my life WAY easier. Can’t wait to tear this monstrosity apart and rebuild it in my own design. I will also admit with a delightful sense of…history? That this is nearly identical to the one my brother had back in the day… so if I can rebuild as something substantially more impressive that’ll just be icing on the cake of a very fun car.

To that end within hours of arriving home (as soon as the temperature dropped a bit) I spent a few more hours in the garage and managed to secure myself a new engine workspace! The garage, sadly still needs a lot of work. The triumph today was that I made a new home for large power tools and really cleaned off the former CNC workbench. I think it’ll do the job nicely for an engine/rebuild bench. I still need to go through the stuff underneath. There’s a kiln a single stage compressor and a bunch or other terrifying items below. Nonetheless…progress!

Oh and Thursday I had a fun game of Infinity! With a similarly detailed/cartooney battlereport. Those are pretty fun to make.